You guys know I can see this right?
Wally!!!!
Abort Mission.
*runs all the way to Australia*
WAIT FOR ME!!!
*Watches Wally run past him* Hey Wally. Bye Wally.
Go on anonymous and tell me something you want to do to me, sexual or otherwise.
I want to catch you off guard and scream “SHAZAM” at the top of my lungs, next to your speedster ears. Then run off and tidy up your messy room with a mexican poncho while tap dancing on the ceiling.
No Billy.
Billy, why.
Because Wally…you know…the thing that happened at the time in the place near the location where stuff is at. Anyways, you said anything…so…*gets close to his ears and shouts “SHAZAM!!!” with the thunderbolt sending stuff flying away* Gotta run!
Go on anonymous and tell me something you want to do to me, sexual or otherwise.
I want to catch you off guard and scream “SHAZAM” at the top of my lungs, next to your speedster ears. Then run off and tidy up your messy room with a mexican poncho while tap dancing on the ceiling.
Hey Billy...what was that movie with Shaquille O'Neal? He plays a genie I think?
It’s called SHAZAM! *Transforms into Captain Marvel*
Sleepytime.
((MamaFlash will be back later…it’s 5AM and I can barely stay awake <3 Tag me and message me and….stuff.Bye boyfrans WALLY LOVES U))
*Secretly sneaks into his room as Billy, even though it’s a hassle to traverse Wally’s room without knocking anything or accidentally waking him up. Once near his bed, he set’s out his tools: a jar of Nutella; slowly he slides the lid off, dips a finger and gives Wally a Nutella Dirty Sanchez. Once his mischief was done he gently placed the jar on Wally’s hands. Finally, Billy whispers “Shazam” which transform him into Captain Marvel due to a small and inaudible thunderbolt, which still send everything in the room flying to the wall* ohshi…. *runs out of the room*
Let it begin…
Ladies and gentlemen! Finally my arrival has met it’s time, for with these words the world shakes upon my presence. *gathers the biggest breath that he can muster* SHAZAM!!!! *the whole building explodes in a magnificent showcase of Lightning to human, transforming William Batson (Or Billy Batson to all who know him) into the incredible Captain Marvel!*
